covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
operation have a gay friend backfired
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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