I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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