? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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