ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
don't judge my taste in strippers
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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