i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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