You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i out mim tonsoeep
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