Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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