so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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