i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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