I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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