I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need water and some morals
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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