booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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