Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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