Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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