i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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