It's like God shit irony all over that family
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's shark week go big or go home
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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