Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So here I am, sexting at work.
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