...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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