No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
You came to the right person.