I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT