Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.