Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.