is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is