i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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