Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
