i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My vagina just recognized that song.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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