Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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