Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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