Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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