I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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