we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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