I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
