Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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