I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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