I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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