im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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