don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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