I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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