How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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