I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
its liver damage thursday
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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