The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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