yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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