He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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