U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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