Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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