I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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