We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
