just come out here and I will go home with you...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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