Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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