Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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