If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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