how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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