I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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