I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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