Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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