doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
