Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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