wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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